Hey I'm Ashley. I'm a lesbian. I've got a beautiful girlfriend who is super amazing. I am an open book so come ask me anything.
parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP”
me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”
my parents: “wow sorry i was busy”
The Winchesters Everyone
I shouldn’t have laughed as hard as I did